Existentialist Gum

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Existentialist Gum is the candy that acknowledges the vastness of the dark abyss that surrounds us all. Know someone who thinks we’re all haunted by nothingness. Give them some gum! This set of seven 1” tall boxes looks like a shelf of tiny philosophy books. Inside each box you’ll find two fruit-flavoured gumballs and a quote affirming your darkest impulses printed on the inside. So depressing it will warm the heart of your favourite existentialist!
  • Includes (7) - 1" tall boxes
  • Two fruit-flavored gumballs per box
  • Offend intellectuals and confuse the dimwitted

By Archie McPhee